10 Woes of A Married Indian Man | Differences between Expectations and Reality

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Marriage is a very sacred institution in India wherein a girl leaves her home and family after she gets married. But men have it so much easy…or do they?

Here’s a snapshot of misery suffered by those unsung heroes, who went through with their lives (and wives) without ever saying anything about it.

1. Cooking

Expectation: My wife is a masterchef

 

1a

Reality:

 

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2. Coming home after work

Expectation: You expect a smiling face at the door

 

3a

Reality: Looks like you’re not the only one who had a long hard day

 

 

3b1

3. Going out with wife

Expectation: You hope that she will get ready on time

 

2a

Reality:

 

2b

4. When you tell her you are planning to go out with the boys

Expectation: She will understand

 

4a

Reality: But she understand it a bit too well

 

4b

5. When you do go out with the boys

Expectation: Lotta fun!!

 

5a

Reality: Phone pe gaali khane ka time ho gaya 

 

 

5b

6. At a party

Expectation: You two will get on like a house on fire

 

7a

Reality: But she doesn’t want to dance with your drunk ass

 

7b

7. Crying

Expectation: Whenever it comes to emotional situations, you expect it to be subtle

 

8a

Reality:

 

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8. Eating out

Expectation: You think eating out together will be fun activity that you both can enjoy

 

9a

Reality: But then…

 

9b

9. Romance

Expectation: You will surpass SRK-Kajol in romance

 

6a

Reality: You end up fighting instead

 

6b

10. Having babies

Expectation: You think you will be the best father in the world

 

10a

Reality: Until you are made to realize you have no idea how to bring up a baby

 

 

10b

 

In India nobody understands the pain of a man. 

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